{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog.","length":226}
{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
{"fact":"A cat's hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":60}
{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}
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{"fact":"The Maine Coon cat is America's only natural breed of domestic feline. It is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":143}
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{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
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