{"fact":"A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.","length":107}
{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
{"slip": { "id": 119, "advice": "Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work."}}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"fact":"The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.","length":93}
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{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
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