{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"fact":"Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars), while dogs have 42. Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.","length":183}
{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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